Fuck you quickbooks

You should switch to another app immediately. Convert your data to a QB Desktop file format to lower your conversion costs.

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Yes F*&K YOU QUICKBOOKS!!!! I hate your stupid updates. You make everything worse, every time. Stop updating things and making them worse. Idiots.