Can I speak to somebody please my number isxxxxxxxxxxx

Hello Alastair-pickles, 

If you would like to speak to an agent on the phone you will need to ring the support by clicking the Help icon in your QuickBooks Online account. From there, you can either request a callback or start a live chat with an expert. For more information on how to get in touch with them, please click this link: How to get help with QuickBooks.